Rain, Rain, Come Again...
Wash Away This Unhappiness...
Guess it works. Next time i am down, i shall pray for a downfall of immense proportion such that i will be happy even thought the whole of Singapore is flooded... *thinks*... or maybe not. That will be very selfish of me... Wait. If Singapore was flooded, there would be no school right? Okay!!! Next timemust rain until Singapore flooded... no school then can sleep at home... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Need another to make my point? Here then:
Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Get the point? If I didn't deter you and you want some joke no matter how LAME they are, Click on the link somewhere above.
That's all for today, so till next time, KEEP SMILING!!!. Or i shall apply the action in the picture... HEHEHE...
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